...in a shopping mall. He looks all over for her, but she's nowhere to be found. He asks a guard for some help.
"What does she look like?" The guard asks.
"Well she's short, about 5'2". She has short, brown hair. She's wearing jeans and a striped top. Last I saw she had a Yankee Candle bag. Please, I'm fearing the worst here."
"We'll do whatever we can to find her, sir."
Suddenly, a tall blonde woman walks out of a store. She's wearing a polka dot dress, and holding a Bath and Body Works bag.
Guy says "There you are!"
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