When he arrives he decides he is going to look into the brothels that he has heard about. He walks into one and calls the Madam over. "Is your brothel union? He asks. "Nope." replies the Madam. "What is the house cut?" He asks. "The house gets 70% and the girls get 30%" He shakes his head in disgust and decides to take his money elsewhere. He finds another brothel down the street and enters, calls the Madam over and asks the same questions. "Are you union, whats the house cut?" The Madam gave the same answers as the one before, "Nope. 70/30" He shakes his head and walks out. He keeps looking around and is about to give up when he sees a small brothel at the end of street. He goes in and calls the Madam over, " I know what you are going to say, but I have to ask, are you a union brothel?" "Why yes we are!" replies the Madam. The man's eyes light up and he asks "What is the house cut?" "The house only takes 30% and the girls get the rest," she replies. The man is thrilled and goes in and looks around at the selection of girls that are there. He sees a really cute blonde sitting over on the other side. He calls the Madam over points to the blonde and says, "I think I will take that one this evening" The Madam laughs and says "Honey, no you won't" and she points to a 70 year old worn out woman hacking in the corner. "You get Ethyl 'cause she has seniority"
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