A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk.
"Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet. "Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk.
“Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” the blonde replies.
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