A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool.

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,



“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”



The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says,



“Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”



The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”