What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
An ironing board's legs are hard to open.
Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.
An ironing board's legs are hard to open.
The sunglasses sit higher on your face.
So, a blonde woman goes into a bank in Downtown...
...go on a date to a cheese and wine tasting pl...
Q: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?
A...
"Oh my goodness, no, who was it?"
"It was a li...
She asks the mechanic
"How can I fix the dents...
Because you never know when you're going to nee...
The redhead says "why don't you give him head a...
She went to see Closed for the winter.
"I completed a jigsaw puzzle in record time!"
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The brunette says "I was on top, so I'm gonna h...
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom o...
The brunette yells across, "Help me get to the ...
On her inner thigh of a conch shell.
Her frien...
He shouts to her "Hey how'd you get on the othe...
Two blondes were working on a construction site...
Then the bartender says: These presidental elec...
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She replies, "Snoopy Snow White Cinderella Dope...
To draw blood.
She sees old man selling apple seeds for $5 a p...
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, r...
She's 5'5", 125lbs, and blonde. Free to good home.
A blonde, brunette and redhead were smoking cig...