Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

An ironing board's legs are hard to open.

(Reverse?) Blonde Joke... So a blonde walks into a bank...

So, a blonde woman goes into a bank in Downtown...

A Guy and a blonde...

...go on a date to a cheese and wine tasting pl...

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Q: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?
A...

"Did you hear about that actress who stabbed her husband in the news today?"

"Oh my goodness, no, who was it?"

"It was a li...

A blonde goes to a mechanic to ask about fixing dents in her car

She asks the mechanic
"How can I fix the dents...

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to nee...

A blonde tells her friend


"I completed a jigsaw puzzle in record time!"
...

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom o...

A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river...

The brunette yells across, "Help me get to the ...

A blonde gets a tattoo...

On her inner thigh of a conch shell.

Her frien...

A guy sees a blonde across a lake

He shouts to her "Hey how'd you get on the othe...

Two blondes working on a construction site...

Two blondes were working on a construction site...

So a Jew, a blonde, and a Narcissistic billionaire walks into a bar...

Then the bartender says: These presidental elec...

A blonde called tech support and was asked for her password

She replies, "Snoopy Snow White Cinderella Dope...

Blonde goes to market

She sees old man selling apple seeds for $5 a p...

3 Pregnant Women

Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, r...