First Class Blonde

A direct flight from New York to San Francisco was getting ready for departure and loading the passengers when a stunning 20-something blonde boards the plane. She wordlessly bypasses the flight attendant waiting near the door and heads straight to first class. The flight attendant catches a glimpse of the ticket as she passes by and notices that it is in fact an economy ticket.

"Excuse me" The flight attendant says. "That's an economy ticket, so I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to find your seat in the back. Our first class cabin is reserved for folks who have paid the first class fare in full."

The blonde woman turns around and fires back "I'm a young beautiful blonde. There are empty seats, no one sitting up here will be disappointed to have me nearby, so what are you gonna do about it? If the seat is empty, is this really worth the argument?"

The flight attendant is flabbergasted and can barely respond let alone stop the woman from taking a first class seat. Still, she knew that it would be wrong to let this woman sit with passengers who paid considerably more for the tickets. She decides to seek help from the cockpit, and explains the situation to the captain and the co-pilot.

The co-pilot, upset by the nerve of the blonde volunteers to handle it, and goes back to the woman who was now enjoying champagne in her stolen seat and explains:

"Miss, that's an economy ticket, so I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to find your seat in the back. Our first class cabin is reserved for folks who have paid the first class fare in full."

The blonde gives the same response as she did to the flight attendant, and her nerve shakes the co-pilot. Dumbfounded, a little smitten by her beauty, and unable to respond, he returns to the captain and the flight attendant to report the situation.

The captain, looks back at the woman and turns to the co-pilot and flight attendant saying, "No worries guys. My wife's a blonde, I can handle this."

The flight attendant and co-pilot watch from the cockpit as the captain casually saunters up to the blonde, leans over and whispers something to her. The blonde looks stunned, collects her things, downs the champagne and scurries sheepishly back into the economy cabin. The captain cooly returns to the cockpit and takes his seat again.

The co-pilot asks the captain: "Sir, what did you say to convince her to go back?"

The captain chuckles and responds, "It was easy. I just told her first class doesn't go all the way to San Francisco."