A man comes home to find his blonde wife of 15 years packing her suitcase.
"Where do you think you're going?" exclaims the surprised husband.
"I am booked on the next flight out to Las Vegas! I found out that there are thousands of good looking men who will gladly pay me $500 for what I give you for free!"
The man was taken aback but stood there considering his response for a moment, and then without a word got out his clothes to pack in his suitcase, whistling a happy tune. "And just what do you think you're doing?" she asked.
"Sweetheart, I've decided that I'm going to go to Las Vegas with you... Because, I have GOT to see how you're going to live on only $6,000 a year!"
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