Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Taking a Final Exam


The blonde reported for her University final e...

Rob the supermarket


A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbi...

Blonde Keys in the Car


A blond walked into a gas station and told the...

Zit?


Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?
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Blond coffen


Q:Why is a blonds coffen shaped like a Y?


A:...

New car


A blonde bought a new car, then she and her fr...

Hare Spray


A man is driving in his car down a long road, ...

Q. What do you threen blondes in a freezer...


Q. What do you threen blondes in a freezer
A...

Dumb blonde


Q. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
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Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners


Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So ...

Locked Out


Two blondes went shopping one day. They got do...

Keys Locked In


Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that lock...

What does a screen d


What does a screen door and a blonde have in c...

How to drownd a blond


You tell her that theres a "scratch and snif" ...

Tax On Sale


A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some ...

Breaking News


Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her ...

Blonde In a Car


There once was this blonde who was driving hom...

Blonde in Exam


The blonde reported for her University final e...

Scratch N Sniff


How do you drown a blonde??


You put a scra...

Blonde and computers


Yesterday I came back to my office from Court....

Death in the Family!


A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends ho...

The esay


Q-why did the blonde screw the mexican?
A-Bec...

Chemistry's greatest achivement?


What is chemistry's greatest achievement ........

A Desert, A Cardoor.........and a Blonde


Ok. So there was a blonde, a brunette, and a r...

Nice Hair


A blonde decides to get a brunette wig to prov...