Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Is the Coast Clear?


A blonde and her husband are asleep when the p...

Blondes and Musclecars


Q. What do blondes and muscle cars have in c...

Bad Day


How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad d...

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?


To see what was on the other side.

How tokill a blonde


Q:how do you kill a blonde?


A:put a scrach a...

Paralyzing Disease


What's the disease that paralyzes blondes belo...

Your friend


Q: Whets the difference between a blonde and a...

Blonde on the Computer, the Mouse


How can you tell if a blonde has been using th...

Dumb One


I once knew a blonde who sold her car for gas ...

Driving & Knitting


A police officer saw a car speeding down the h...

Move


What did the blonde do when she heard 90% of a...

blondes


3 blondes stranded into the woods the first sa...

Blondies


Man: I hear that the workers are on strike for...

Hump me Dump me.


Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
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Missing my friends


There is a blonde a brunette and a redhead all...

Legs


What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say t...

The blonde and sally


one day sally was jumping on railroad tracks s...

Guess who knows the state capitals?


A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge...

Broken Finger


A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touch...

Computer


How do you know if a blond has been using a co...

Blonde ice fishing


A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthda...

Blondeful Bar


A blind guy walks into a bar. He orders up a d...

Pencil or Tampon??!!


How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad...

Blonde on the way to Mexico


A Blonde was on her way to Mexico, She boarded...

Death In The Family


One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her ...