Ok. So there was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They were all trapped in a desert and each of them brought something that they would probably need. The brunette decided that she would bring food so just in case they were hungry they would have something to eat. The red head brought water so just in case they got thirsty they would have something to drink. And the blonde? The blonde brought a cardoor. The brunette and the red head were all wonder why did she bring a cardoor so they asked, "Why in the world would you bring a cardoor?" The blonde says, "SO THAT JUST IN CASE IT GETS HOT WE COULD ROLE DOWN THE WINDOW!!!!"
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