What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?
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Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.
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She asks for a haircut. The barber accepts but ...
He goes up to the 1st car and knocks on the win...
As they were running they saw some sacks, and s...
A beautiful blonde walks into a casino and over...
As all the cars are passing her a cop see's thi...
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded ...
Artificial Intelligence
Room 52E, at the downtown hopsital
This bar has a magic mirror that consumes anyon...
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl b...
The blonde, starts swimming home and drowns.
Th...
A blonde girl walks into a library, and says "I...
Two blondes are stargazing in California when o...
Man: How do I get to the other side?
Blonde: Y...
...looking for a job as a detective. They meet ...
The Russian started a conversation:
Russian: Yo...
He asks them to tell him something that they th...
Three ladies went out to the flee market. A blo...
The cleverer give in.
...when they came across an open field with ano...
Her computer had a bug...
Jenny, a blonde girl came skipping home from sc...
Blonde replies: "We're out of cream. Would you ...
and discussing surgeries they had performed..
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