Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde goes to the barber while wearing headphones

She asks for a haircut. The barber accepts but ...

Cop sees several cars parked in the dark, rocking side to side.

He goes up to the 1st car and knocks on the win...

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were being chased by the police...

As they were running they saw some sacks, and s...

Winning Blonde !!!

A beautiful blonde walks into a casino and over...

A blonde is driving down a one way street.

As all the cars are passing her a cop see's thi...

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island...

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded ...

What do you call a blonde female driver?

Room 52E, at the downtown hopsital

So a redhead, brunette, and blonde walk into a bar...

This bar has a magic mirror that consumes anyon...

An old, blind cowboy wanders into a bar....

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl b...

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are on a desert island.

The blonde, starts swimming home and drowns.
Th...

A blonde walks into a library...

A blonde girl walks into a library, and says "I...

Two blondes are stargazing in California

Two blondes are stargazing in California when o...

A man sees a blonde across the river.

Man: How do I get to the other side?

Blonde: Y...

3 blondes walk into a police station...

...looking for a job as a detective. They meet ...

A Russian, American and Blonde were in a bar...

The Russian started a conversation:
Russian: Yo...

A magician walks up to a blonde, brunette, and a redhead...

He asks them to tell him something that they th...

Three ladies.

Three ladies went out to the flee market. A blo...

Two blondes were driving along in a car...

...when they came across an open field with ano...

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

The blonde girl at school.

Jenny, a blonde girl came skipping home from sc...

Man asks blonde for coffee without cream.

Blonde replies: "We're out of cream. Would you ...

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