She asks for a haircut. The barber accepts but suggest her to take of her headphones, to which the blonde replies she can't cause otherwise she'll die.
The barber is confused, but decides to start cutting her hair anyway. Halfway, the barber asks again if the blonde can remove her headphones to which she responds again: "I can't, cause otherwise I'll die".
A while later the barber says:" Ma'am, you'll have to remove your headphones otherwise I can't finish the haircut". The blonde understands and removes her headphones and shortly after that dies.
The barber is chocked and doesn't understand how the blonde died and decides to find out what the blonde was listening to through her headphones.
She puts the headphones on and hears a voice saying on repeat: "Breath in... and out".
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