Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde was lying in the grass...

One afternoon, a college student is walking acr...

Trump is a blonde

He has yellow hair!

Wocka wocka!

A blonde boards a plane to Miami...

A blonde boards a plane to Miami and takes a se...

How do you drown a blonde?

Stick a scratch and sniff to the bottom of a pool.

Blonde and a lawyer on a plane

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each o...

A blind guy goes into a bar.

He sits down at the bar and orders a drink. "D...

My first girlfriend, a beautiful blonde woman, left me after the first date

She asked me what was my hobby and I said penet...

I was born with blonde hair and blue eyes

My parents named me Michael but I totally looke...

A blonde joke (that i didn't make nor take credit for)

A blonde wakes up one morning and decides she w...

A blonde- a brown- and a black haired lady See a Island with a treasure

The problem is that they have to swim 100 Miles...

“Hey, did you hear about the blonde that lost over 85% of her intelligence?”

“No, actually. How’d it happen?”

“I dunno, but...

“YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when h...

Shut up...you're next!

A young blonde woman is distraught because she ...

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in ...

A blonde, brunette, & a redhead rob a bank...

They are fleeing from the police through an old...

A blonde and a brunette together watch the starry sky...

The blonde wonders to herself and asks: "Which ...

Broke blonde.

A blonde is out of a job and going door to door...

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

A blonde woman walks into a library

A blonde woman walks into a library and talks t...