A blonde was lying in the grass...
One afternoon, a college student is walking acr...
Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.
One afternoon, a college student is walking acr...
He has yellow hair!
Wocka wocka!
A blonde boards a plane to Miami and takes a se...
A Labrador.
Stick a scratch and sniff to the bottom of a pool.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each o...
He sits down at the bar and orders a drink. "D...
She asked me what was my hobby and I said penet...
An aneurysm.
Paris Hilton comes back from school one evening...
My parents named me Michael but I totally looke...
A blonde wakes up one morning and decides she w...
The problem is that they have to swim 100 Miles...
“No, actually. How’d it happen?”
“I dunno, but...
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when h...
Artificial intelligence.
A young blonde woman is distraught because she ...
They still haven't figured out how to screw in ...
They are fleeing from the police through an old...
The blonde wonders to herself and asks: "Which ...
A blonde is out of a job and going door to door...
So men can remember them!
A blonde woman walks into a library and talks t...