The Russian started a conversation:
Russian: You know, we were the first in outer space
American: Oh yeah, we landed on the moon
Blonde: You know what, we'll land on the Sun
Russian (Confused): But it's too hot
American: Yeah, you'll burn before you know what happened
Blonde: I know right? THAT'S WHY I'M GOING AT NIGHT!
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