A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded on an island and they decide to try and swim to shore.
The brunette swims 1/4 of the way to shore, gets tired, and swims back to the island.
The redhead swims 1/3 of the way to shore, gets tired and swims back to the island.
The blonde swims 1/2 way to shore, gets tired, gets tired and swims back to the island.
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