A blonde lady is driving and pulled over by a blonde cop. When the cop walks up to the car and asks for license and registration the blonde lady complains she doesn't know what a license is. The cop explains that it's something you keep in your purse, is square and has your picture on it. She looks in her purse and finds her small mirror. She sees herself in the mirror and thinks this must be her license. She hands the mirror to the blonde cop and he looks into it and sees himself. He then says "I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't know you were a cop! Have a nice day!"
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