A blonde goes into the nail salon with her iwatch on her wrist.
"I need to take that watch off your wrist," says the nail technician as she notices the blonde.
"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde.
"I can't soak your hands with watch on your wrist!" says the nail technician getting annoyed.
"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"
The nail technician, outraged and flustered, grabs the watch and throws it off the wrist of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies. When the specialist picks up the watch she looks down and sees the face says "breath in, breath out, breath in".
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