Mike, to a blonde at the bar: “It’s rude to interrupt a man when he’s talking to his wife.” Sara: “Wife?” Mike: “I’m working on it.” Sara: “You’re awful sure of yourself.” Mike: “You too.” This is funny and flirty too. It shows that you are interested in your girlfriend and think she could one day be your wife. This could possibly sweep a woman off of her feet.
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