She eats her entree but instead of eating her vegetables she just stares longingly at them while using her fork to make circular motions in them. After about 15 minutes of this her waiter walks over and asks her what she's doing.
"Duh, being fashionable"
"...what?"
"Everyone knows it's in style to want whirled peas but that we can't realistically ever have it"
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