A blonde with headphones goes to the barber...

When he asked her what haircut she wants, she responded: Just cut everything but without taking the headphones off.
The barber thought it was weird but he just did it.

A month later the blonde with headphones comes again to the barber. He asks her which haircut she wants and she responded the same: Cut everything but without taking the Headphones off.
The barber still thinks it is weird but he just does it.

The next month the Blonde comes again and asks for the same thing.
This time the barber is curious and takes her headphones off. Seconds later the blonde falls dead off the chair.
Really confused the barber puts on the headphones and hears: "Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in , Breathe out...."

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