Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde says to her husband:

"Answer this question truthfully, and with only...

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop...

A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the b...

A blonde woman was speeding

down the road in her little red sports car and ...

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she re...

The mystery of the Last son [long]

A man had four sons. The elder three were tall,...

Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?

Because there are blonde men too!

BLONDE FLIGHT ATTENDANT

The flight crew all showed up on time, all exce...

A blonde calls her husband in the woods.

She asks him: "if you had three words to sum up...

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?

There is white-out on the screen. How do you kn...

Furniture

A blonde walks into a department store and tell...

I'm blonde

James Blonde

What did the blonde customer say to the waitress taking her order?

(reads her nametag) "Debbie, that's cute. What ...

A blonde girl...

...wants to know what life is like as a brunett...

A businessman sits next to a blonde on a plane...

It's going to be a long flight so he turns to h...

I asked a blonde, "Do you know Algebra?"

She replied in a sad tone, "Yeah, it doesn't fi...

How do you kill a blonde?

Tell her there's a scratch and sniff at the bot...

Yet another blonde joke....

A young blonde woman is distraught because she ...

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes...

...and decided to hang herself in the bathroom....

at the ob/gyn's office.....

a redhead, a brunette and a blonde all very muc...

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So that men can remember them.