... and over to a shelf. She points, and asks the shopkeeper, "Can I buy this TV?"
The shopkeeper replies "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde huffs and makes her way to the hairdresser's, where she gets her hair dyed brown. She returns to the shop and repeats her question. Again, the shopkeeper informs her "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
The blonde returns to the hairdressers, dyes her hair red, buys a new hat and sunglasses, and changes her clothes. She returns to the shop.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."
Exasperated, she exclaims "How did you know I was blonde?!"
"That's a microwave."
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