Bird Jokes
What do you give a sick bird?
A tweetment
What was the funniest (and dirtiest) political joke Johnny Carson ever told?
Charles Robb was in the military when he marrie...
CHUCKY AT THE MOVIES
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ...
THE HURT BIRD AND THE S..T
THE HURT BIRD AND THE S..T
One day a man was ...
Thousands of bird droppings are found on a playground....
Police suspect fowl play.
My ex owned a parakeet.
The thing would never shut up.
The bird was c...
Bird Seeds
1. Go to the pet store
2. Buy Bird seeds
3. Ask...
Ravens
Humorous story from the web:
Researchers for t...
I told my son about the bird's and the bee's...
And he told me about my wife and the butcher.
BROKEN CAGE
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell ap...
Norwegian Robot
If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it… ...
What should you do if a bird poos on your car?
Don't ask her out again
When should you buy a bird?
When it's going Cheep.
Another parrot joke
A pet store owner had a parrot that he couldn't...
What do you call a bird of prey born in the 00's.
A millennium falcon.
A blonde and her dad are walking down the street...
the dad tells her daughter "Look a dead bird!"
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The man at the circus.
A man is going to the circus to look for work. ...
I have the cutest bird in the world...
...a Jackd'awww.
How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?
He had to parrot.
The difference between birds
A new study from a renowned bird journal found ...
New research on dead crows!
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Aut...