A bird comes up to him and says, "I'll bet you I can beat this plane to NY. "
The man laughs, and says, "That's impossible! You're on."
The flight lands on time in NY. The man gets off the plane and the bird is nowhere to be found. 10 minutes later, the bird shows up.
"Aha!" the man says. "I knew you couldn't beat this plane."
The bird shakes his head.
"Yeah, you got me. I broke my wing. I've been walking since Chicago."
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