What does Agatha Christie call a group of almost every type of bird?
A Murder of Most Fowls!
Bird Jokes
[OC] I found a dead bird outside.
It smelt fowl.
What do you call a religious bird?
A bird of prey.
What did the bird have for dessert?
A tweet!!!!!!!!!
Ethnic humor . . .
Q: What is the national bird of Italy?
A: The...
Why did Johnny teach the cockatoo to do a front flip?
So he could say he flipped the bird.
^I'm^not^...
I found a baby bird outside my apartment...
I took him in, comforted him, and fed him until...
Deceased is being take in coffin up the mountain when...
It falls out and on its way down it gets stuck ...
What bird do nymphomaniacs love?
A cockortwo
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Biology exam...
Teacher: Here in the jars, are a few specimens ...
Why did the sick bird come in jail?
Because it was an ill-eagle.
Is it a bird is it a plane well what ever it is its heading straight for the world trade center
Tell me if this joke is even funny.
How do yo get to Sesame Street?
Unzip my pants and ask big bird
I opened a window to let a fly out...
and three more flew in, along with five mosquit...
A pet store owner walked into his store...
to find that all of the bird cages were open an...
A chicken walks into a library and squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"
A librarian is working away at her desk when s...
What's the difference between a bird enthusiast and a crappy clock repairman?
One murders watches, and the other watches murd...
How was the bird able to pass his math test?
He was winging it.
Once, long ago, there were two nation...
The nation called Archimedal was in the west, w...
The rude McD employee
Why did McD fire the employee who had responsib...
Pet Diaries:
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary:
* 8:00 am - Dog f...
What is the bird synonymous with abstinence
The Swallow
What do you call a bird who hangs out in churches a lot who is approaching sexual maturity?
A pew birdie going through puberty