The brunette plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the blonde in great detail. The robbery begins. The brunette drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to the blonde, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," said the blonde.
The blonde goes into the bank while the brunette waits in the getaway car. Three minutes pass... five minutes pass... seven minutes pass... and the brunette is really stressing out. Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes the blonde! She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again and the security guard comes out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his gun. As the gals are getting away, the brunette says, "You are such a bird brain! I thought you understood the plan!"
The blonde said, "I did... I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," said the brunette. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!!"
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