...and suddenly a young girl appears and asks him what's under the newspaper. He responds in a gravely voice, "Eh, it's just a bird." She then asks him if she can play with his bird. He laughs and says, "Sure, why not." A few minutes later he falls asleep.
Hours later, he wakes up, but this time in a hospital. The same girl is standing over him, and he asks her what happened.
She replies, "Well, I was playing with your birdy when it spit at me, so I broke its neck, crushed its eggs, and lit its nest on fire."
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