What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
Bear Jokes
A bear joke
Two guys check in at the ranger station before ...
A polar bear brings his car in to the mechanic
Mechanic tells him that it will be a few hours ...
So a bear walks into a bar...
And he orders a drink, the bartender says "So...
An old wealthy man..
...was told he had six months to live. He had b...
Opporknockity, and a short collection of other terrible music jokes
Mr. Opporknockity is a superb piano tuner. He h...
Furniture shopping
An old favorite which might bear more than one ...
UNBELIEVABLE!!! Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With 25 Caliber Pistol !
This is a story of self-control and marksmanshi...
Why do you call an angry bear?
A grrrrrrrizzly bear
The CIA, MI5, and the KGB have a contest
The CIA, MI5, and the KGB have a contest to see...
A rabbi, a Catholic priest, and a Protestant minister are talking in a bar.
They bet each other that they can convert a bea...
A bear walks into a bar...
The bear says to the bartender, "Can i have a r...
A black man and a Czechoslovakian man are walking in the woods...
A black man and a Czechoslovakian man are walki...
What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?
He hibernated in the summer.
The saga of Bob and Sam the Clam
Bear with me, folks.
So, Bob and Sam the cla...
A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Pastor make a bet.
They say, "Whoever goes into the woods and conv...
The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA . . .
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying t...
Two Dogs (From the movie Silkwood)
A young brave visits the chief of the tribe wit...
So the Chicago Cubs have a new mascot...
... and you can find Clark's bio [here](http://...
A bear walks into a bar
A bear walks into a bar and looks at the barten...
One day a boy...
One day a boy walked into his dads room. The da...
A polar bear walks into a bar
and says to the bartender, "I'll have a gin and...
How do you drown a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas aroun...