A bear walks into a bar…..
He says to the bar man: “Can I. . . . . . . . ....
Bear Jokes
Can someone please explain this joke?
Q. What do you call a bald teddy?
A. Fred bear
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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
The bear minimum
A cruise ship sinks in the middle of the ocean
Only 2 men and a woman survive the terrible tra...
A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear.
Each year they petitioned their respective gove...
A shell tattoo
Some guys are sitting in a bar and drinking a i...
What is more dangerous than a polar bear?
A bi-polar bear.
Three hunters come across some tracks in the middle of the woods...
The first hunter says its wolf tracks the secon...
A bear joke
An 80 year old man was having his annual checku...
What is the deadliest bear?
Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this...
So a hunter
made a deal with his wife that if he catches a ...
A bear walks into a bar.
A bear walks into a bar. He says, "I'll have a ...
I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the artic...
...Doc says I might have "Buy Polar" disorder!
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Did you guys hear about the talking polar bear?
He's very arcticulate!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
A little Native American boy...
...went to his father to ask how little Native ...
A panda walks into a restaurant
A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a me...
A hunter walks into the woods.
A Hunter walks into the woods. While on the hun...
Why is a bear brown?
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
Two hunters are out hunting
Suddenly, they see a bear racing towards them. ...
How do you catch a Polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, place peas around the ho...
Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?
Because their liquor is strong and their women ...
One day three little bears....
Went out for a picnic to let their porridge coo...
Pregnant Wife-Dead Mailman
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. T...