An old favorite which might bear more than one telling is the one about the lady who visited a furniture store and ask to see a “sexual couch.”
The salesman, masking his amusement, politely asked, “Don’t you perhaps mean a section couch, madam?”
“No, no,” she replied emphatically, “I’m sure my interior decorator told me I should have a sexual couch for an occasional piece in the living room.”
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