An old wealthy man..

...was told he had six months to live. He had become so wealthy that he had previously secluded himself out of paranoia that his family would try to steal his money. Upon the dreadful news that he was going to die he reached out to his family and found that he had one grandson. He invited the grandson to his posh cabin retreat to go fishing with the old man one last time. Upon arrival the grandson walked into the large lodge and in the foyer stood the largest stuffed grizzly bear the boy had ever seen, "Wow grandpa that is the biggest bear I have ever seen. "Did you shoot it?" The boy asked. The old man looked up and said "yes that is an interesting story. I was walking the trail we are going to be on tomorrow and I hear a rustling in the bushes and out comes this bear and AHHHH! I pooped my pants!" The boy replied, "I would have pooped my pants too if I saw a bear that big. Did it chase you?" "No" the man replied, "just now I pooped my pants".