Bear with me, folks.
So, Bob and Sam the clam are best of friends. Yet, one fateful day, Bob and Sam both died. Bob and Sam are sent to the pearly gates of Clam Heaven, where they will be given their final resting place. The angel guarding the gates says "Bob! You have spent your life well and proper. Congratulations, you shall live in clam heaven. Sam! You, on the other hand, have not been so good. I sentence you back to the bottom of the sea to operate a disco!" Sam is sad. Bob is sad.
Later, Bob is bored in clam heaven. He decides to pay his buddy Sam a visit at the Disco. Bob packs up and heads on down for the night. He has a blast.
Bob comes back the next day, just in time for band practice, in which he plays the harp. However, Bob can't find his harp. Pondering where it is, Bob then exclaims "oh no! I left my harp at Sam Clam's Disco!"
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