And he orders a drink, the bartender says "Sorry we don't serve bears here." The bear growls at him, flashes his teeth and says "How about now?" . "Nope, sorry.". The bear flies into a rage and smashes a table, "How about now?" "I've already told you, we don't serve your type." The bear loses it grabs a woman from the end of the bar and devours her. "HOW ABOUT NOW?". "Now we definitely don't serve bears on drugs.". The bear says "huh? What?". The bartender says, "That was a bar-bitch you ate.".
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