Whose point is it anyway?
A ninety-year-old man went to the doctor and sa...
Bear Jokes
Two hunters are in the woods when one is killed by a bear...
The second hunter scared off the bear, and imme...
A young couple go to the movies together...
During the film the tension becomes to much to ...
How do you get a polar bear in the water?
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you spri...
A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear, and she asks it....
"Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"
The...
A bear walks into a bar..
*Goes up to the bartender*
Bear: "Hi, I'd like...
Bear Removal Service
A man in northern Minnesota woke up one mornin...
A polar bear walks into a bar
...bartender says "Hey buddy, what'll ya have?"...
If Ursa Minor is made up of stars...
is it safe to call it a Solar Bear?
Conversation between a 911 operator and a hunter
"911, what's your emergency?"
"My friend and ...
How To Catch a Polar Bear
First, go to the grocery store, and buy some pe...
3 Bears walk into a bar
I made up this joke in the shower the other day...
A Koala walks into a bar...
Ouch. (had to)...
Ok, here's the real joke:
A...
Did ya' hear about the bear that tried to fly from British Columbia to New York?
They wouldn't let him bring his carrion.
Sorry.
Did you hear pooh bear went gangsta?
He doesn't even give a bother.
What do you call a bear in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Top Ten Worst Pickup Lines
10. You remind me so much of Pokemon that I j...
How To Out Run A Bear
Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bea...
The bear joke
So there is this avid hunter. He has been going...
Will carrying a torch save you from an attacking bear?
Depends on how fast you can carry it.
What did the bartender say to the bear?
So a bear wakes up from his winter hibernation....
So this bear is walking along and all of a sudden he gets hungry
so he decides to go into Mcdonalds and get some...
Native American Joke: "Chief Jumping Bear, there's just one thing I don't understand: In my dream, there was this... bacon tree."
A long, long time ago, when white man first cam...
A joke for the older generations
So there once was this women by the name of Mar...
How many bears would Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
None. He'd eat them raw!