How to catch a Polar Bear
Cut a hole in the ice, fill it with dead fish, ...
Bear Jokes
A polar bear walks in to a bar
The bear walks up the bar, grabs a seat and get...
Christan Bear
A man who was atheist was walking in the woods ...
Attorney General
The attorney general decides to hold a contest ...
Three hunters
Three hunters went into a forest and came upon ...
There's 3 bears..
Mama bear, papa bear and baby bear.
The parents...
The only Greek joke I know....
So a Greek and a Czech are walking through the ...
Look it up in the dictionary
A panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders...
Did you hear about the bear attack at that Chinese Zoo?
It was Pandemonium.
So a Bear walks into a bar...
and goes up to the bartender and orders a scotc...
A polar bear walks into a bar
Sez, "l'll take a gin .... [ ] .... ..... and t...
A bear, a wolf, and a rabbit.
A bear, a wolf and a rabbit were traveling thro...
A bear walks into a bar...
And he goes up the barman, rests his elbows on ...
The secret services of the USA, Israel and Russia argue about which is most effective.
An impartial Swiss judge releases a rabbit into...
Why wasn't the bear allowed to drive?
Because bears don't have fine *motor* skills
What animal is the moodiest?
A Bi-Polar Bear.
A bear walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll ya have?"
The bear says, "A gin and...."
"...Tonic."
Th...
A cop pulls a guy over for having a bear in his passenger seat.
The cop says to the man, sir, I need you to tak...
What's the bare minimum?
One bear.
A man goes to the dentist for a root canal
The dentist asked him if he wanted has or novoc...
heard on The View this morning (courtesy of Fozzie Bear)
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Oce...
A bear walks into a bar...
He bruskly orders a beer.
Barkeep blares, "We...