Bear Jokes
What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?
9 polar bears
(joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice & dump in a can of peas. ...
Three blondes were walking through the forest...
...and they came upon some tracks.
The first o...
The Bear and The Hare...
...were sitting in a bush, having a poo.
'Do ...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
the farmer murdered all the chicken's family an...
Three blondes are walking through the woods...
They come across a pair of tracks.
The first ...
Walking in the woods...
Two blondes were walking through the woods, whe...
Joe wakes up to a noise on the roof...
...so he goes outside and sees that a bear has ...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job...
So they each go into the woods, find a bear, an...
Bears think if you're lying down motionless, you're dead.
So everyday, the first bear to wake up thinks i...
What colour socks does a bear wear?
They don't they have "bare" feet.
How to catch a polar bear
Cut a hole in the ice. Surround the hole with f...
Panda joke told properly
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich...
Two men go for a hike. (Long)
A Czechoslovakian and a Russian decide to take ...
How much is the bare minimum?
1 bear.
A polar bear walks into a bar and says "I'd like a Gin ............................. and tonic please". The barman asks "What's with the big pause?"
To which the bear replies "I don't know, I've a...
How to catch a polar bear
How to catch a polar bear
Step 1: Cut a hole in...
Winnie the pooh
Winnie the pooh just died. I know, its hard to...
So a priest walks by a bunch of children standing around a dog.
> Alright, I can't claim this joke. I took it f...
Panda
Two guys are walking in a bamboo forest when th...
Three blondes went for a walk in the country...
...when they stumble upon a line of tracks in t...
What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?
Hey baby, what's ursine?
Starting a conversation
Do you know how heavy a polar bear is?
Enough t...