So a Greek and a Czech are walking through the forest. They come across two bears, a male and a female. Before the men can react, the bears attack and eat the Czech. The Greek runs back to his village and gets all of the villagers and they grab their pitchforks and run back into the forest. The mob comes across the two bears, now sleeping. The village leader asks the Greek which bear ate the Czech, so they can retrieve his body for a proper burial. The Greek says that the male bear ate him. So the villagers cut open the male bear but his stomach is empty. So long story short, never trust a Greek when he says the Czech is in the male.
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