and goes up to the bartender and orders a scotch.
The bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve bears at this bar".
The bear gets upset and scolds the bartender "sir, if you do not serve me my scotch I will eat that woman at the end of the bar!"
The bartender replies "I'm sorry its policy; i just can't serve you drinks here"
So the bear walks down to the end of the bar and eats the woman standing there. He returns to the bartender and again demands for his scotch.
The bartender replies "I'm sorry sir we can't serve people who do drugs in this establishment".
The bear gets a puzzled look on his face and asks "What are you talking about?"
The bartender replies "What do you mean what am I talking about? what about that bar-bitch-you-ate!".
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