A man goes to the dentist for a root canal

The dentist asked him if he wanted has or novocaine to numb it.
The man says "Neither. I've only said ouch twice in my life."
Intrigued, the dentist asks him about it.
"Well," days the man, "Once I was out hiking and nature called. So I stepped off the trail and squatted over a log to do my business and set my nuts square in the middle of a bear trap. That was the first time I ever said ouch."
"Sounds horrible," the dentist exclaimed. "When was the second time?"
"As soon as I reached the end of the chain."

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