A man who was atheist was walking in the woods when he heard a growl and the loud sound of branches snapping behind him. He turned around to see what was making the noise and he saw a large grizzly bear standing on his rear paws poised to attack. The man imediately turned around and started running frantically thorough the woods, but the bear pursued. Finally the man tripped and fell to the ground unable to escape. As the bear stood over him with his razor sharp claws ready to attack the atheist man started to pray. He said "Lord I know I have never believed in you and I know that I haven't prayed to you before in honest, yet If you could please help me, i know its not right to expect anything from you after all that ive done and promoted, but if you could just make this bear a christian, would that be too much to ask... Suddenly a light flashed through the woods and shined down on the bear that was looming over the man. Then to the mans surprise the bear stopped and lowered his paws. The bear then began put them together and with his head bowed low the bear said, Thank you lord for this meal in which I'm about to partake.....
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