The cop says to the man, sir, I need you to take that bear to the zoo!
The man obliged and the officer sent him on his way.
A few hours later the cop sees the same man with the same bear except this time he is wearing a zoo tee-shirt.
The cop pulls him over and says
"Sir I thought I told you to take that bear to the zoo"
He replies
"I did officer, and he had so much fun I bought him this tee-shirt and we're on our way to the movies!"
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