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What do you call a bear with no ear?
B
What d...
Bear Jokes
Why did the bear eat his phone?
It was a black berry...
A little bear was jumping on the bed but then he fell and hit his head, isn't that hilarious?
The little bear agrees.
Edit: This is probably...
Why didn't the rat go to college?
It gotten eaten by the bear...and bears don't g...
Two Hunters go hunting...
Two hunters go hunting, and one gets attacked b...
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
A man walks into a bear...
He is mauled to death.
So we’re all in agreement then…
The flag of a rogue, break-away nation that rep...
What do you call a moody bear?
A bi-polar bear.
At the young age of 5,
a bear told me that I am the only person who c...
AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'Wha...
Panda Definition
A Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a
san...
Three russian sons set out to prove their manliness by wrestling bears.
The first son returns, sits down and says "fath...
An Austrian joke: The hare, the fox and the bear receive their enlistment order
An Austrian joke I like very much:
The hare, t...
Identifying wildlife
This actually happened. My wife went hiking ov...
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear. I'm so sorry..
A bear walks into a bar
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender is a de...
Never eat bear steaks...
they're too gristly. (grizzly if you didn't...
Am I a genuine polar bear?
A young polar bear goes up to his mum and asks ...
A man walks into a bar, and is torn apart in seconds.
Whoops, sorry. Bear\*
Bears think if you're lying down motionless, you're dead.
So every day, the first bear to wake up thinks ...
Two bears love each other very much...
One day the male bear decides to propose the ot...
A city bus driver is doing his route.
After picking up some passengers, an argument a...
Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?
Because he caught everything bear handed!