The first son returns, sits down and says "father I travelled to vladivastok forest and wrestled a black bear whilst topless"
The father shakes his head and says "you are no son of mine. Leave now"
The second son returns home and says " father I travelled to the forests of poland and wrestled 5 bears whilst in my boxer shorts".
The father sighs and says
" You are a girly man. But you are my son"
The third son returns, stands opposite his father and says
"I wrestled twenty bears whilst naked.The astonished father leaps up, embraces his son and asks.
"Excellent son you are a true man! But where did you go?"
"San Francisco"
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