Bear Jokes

Bear Jokes

[OC] A cold bear

Did you know that when a bear gets cold it lose...

A Jew and a Czechoslovakian man are out hiking in the woods...

...When they encounter bear. The Jew, visibly f...

How to catch a bear.

Dig a deep hole, fill it with twigs and other p...

What do you call a wealthy bear

A Bearillionaire.


They say the old jokes are...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi...

...decide to have a friendly competition to see...

A man is in the tundra hunting polar bears...

A man is in the tundra hunting polar bears. He ...

The Pink Feather

Once, before the age of the internet, there was...

Why did the bear eat his own arms?

They were made of honey.

A Grizzly walked into a bar...

It was horrible! Many people in the bar died pa...

A bear climbs a tree....

a bird sitting in the tree asks "Hey, Bear, why...

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish Catholic man play golf

She opened the door to find two grim-faced Alas...

The Atheist and the Bear

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods,...

"Cat dead."

While sunning himself in the Bahamas, a wealthy...

A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several weeks each year...

... at his summer home in the backwoods of Main...

Why did the polar bear join the terrorist group.

Because that is where the ISIS.

A bear walks into a bar..

A bear walks into a bar and the bartender goes,...

So anyone know how much a Polar Bear weighs?

About enough to break the ice...........

Church teachings

There once was a young man who was studying the...