Bear Jokes
[OC] A cold bear
Did you know that when a bear gets cold it lose...
A Jew and a Czechoslovakian man are out hiking in the woods...
...When they encounter bear. The Jew, visibly f...
How to catch a bear.
Dig a deep hole, fill it with twigs and other p...
What do you call a wealthy bear
A Bearillionaire.
They say the old jokes are...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi...
...decide to have a friendly competition to see...
A man is in the tundra hunting polar bears...
A man is in the tundra hunting polar bears. He ...
The Pink Feather
Once, before the age of the internet, there was...
Did you hear about the grizzly who didn't like his daughter wearing a crop top?
He disapproved of her exposing her bear midriff.
As a robber was trying to enter a house through the chimney, the roof collapses and he breaks his legs.
So the owner of the house and the robber go to ...
Why did the bear eat his own arms?
They were made of honey.
A Grizzly walked into a bar...
It was horrible! Many people in the bar died pa...
A bear climbs a tree....
a bird sitting in the tree asks "Hey, Bear, why...
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish Catholic man play golf
She opened the door to find two grim-faced Alas...
The Atheist and the Bear
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods,...
"Cat dead."
While sunning himself in the Bahamas, a wealthy...
A Florida woman who went to the doctor about a pain in her leg was surprised to learn that she had been shot five days ago by .38 caliber bullet.
Asked how she was able to bear the pain for so ...
What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?
A bear-icade
A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several weeks each year...
... at his summer home in the backwoods of Main...
Why did the polar bear join the terrorist group.
Because that is where the ISIS.
A bear walks into a bar..
A bear walks into a bar and the bartender goes,...
So anyone know how much a Polar Bear weighs?
About enough to break the ice...........
Church teachings
There once was a young man who was studying the...