Two hunters go hunting, and one gets attacked by a bear. The other hunter calls 911. " Hello, I think my friend is dead " says the Hunter. the operator replies with " Calm down sir, lets make sure if he is dead first-" The Hunter drop the phone, and the operator hears gunshots. He picks up the phone and says " What next? "
BA DUM TSH!
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