Bear Jokes

Bear Jokes

A bear is walking through a forest

A bear is walking through a forest. He spots a ...

How to catch a polar bear:

1) Cut a hole in the ice.


2) Carefully place ...

A small geographical difference

An elderly man walks in to the famous restauran...

Animal jokes for kids

Here is the list of the rest of our animal joke...

How do you catch a bear?

1. Dig a big hole
2. Fill the hole with ash
3. ...

How do you capture a polar bear?

Cut a big fishing hole in the ice. Wait for the...

Operating system jokes

Which operating system does Bear Grylls use? In...

Who's King of the Jungle??!

This lion is prancing through the jungle bein' ...

Survival of the Fittest

Women in the New Zealand wilderness survives by...

Bill and Bert on a hunting trip:

Bill and Bert hop into their car and head into ...

Three blondes were walking through a forest...

Three blondes were walking through a forest whe...

Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, h...

A Couple Went on a Cruise...

A couple had been dating for a while, and the m...

Animal Tracks

3 Blondes (or brunettes or men) are all standin...

Funniest Joke Ever.

Nevermind, it actually isn't that funny. Ok we...

What did the bear say to her date?

"I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

Outrun a Bear

Two campers are walking through the woods when ...

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice.

A bear goes into a bar

walks up to the counter and blops down, doesn't...

a bear walks into a bar...

a bear walks into a bar the bartender says "wha...

A Bear walks into a bar part 2

A bear walks into a bar
(Bartender) Hello what ...

A polar bear goes into a bar

bartender: "Hey, I got a drink named after you"...