Three priests - a Catholic, a Protestant and a Jewish are competing against each other. The task is to convert a bear to their religion.
After a few days, the Catholic priest calls the others to his church and says: "Look! I've converted the bear to Catholicism and now he's playing the church organ."
After another few days, the Protestant priest calls the others to his church and says: "Look! I've converted the bear to Protestantism and now he's reciting the Lutheran Bible to the churchgoers."
After another few days, the Catholic and the Protestant priests were called into the hospital because the Jewish one had gotten brutally attacked by a bear. They visit him and ask what had happened. The Jewish priest responds: "Perhaps I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."
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