Bear Jokes

Bear Jokes

A bear prepares a list of all the animals he's planning to eat.

All the animals find out about the list and are...

Why don't grizzly's replace their legs with human arms?

Because they have the right to bear arms.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet.

How to catch a polar bear

Needed tools: one can of Jolly Green Giant Gree...

Racing the bear?

Two campers are walking through the woods when ...

Blonds in the woods

There were three blonds walking through the woo...

How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.

Mysterious Tracks

Three friends are walking through the woods whe...

That grizzly killed the man

with its bear hands

[Long] An American, Asian and Australian were on a plane...

The plane was about to crash and the pilot said...

Inigo Montoya gets married

He tells his new wife that he has always wanted...

Pun

I was fighting a bear today it was UnBEARable

The World Tour

A wealthy man and his wife had been wanting to ...

Do you know how to catch a polar bear?

You start by cutting a hole in the ice. Then pu...

A Catholic priest, a Christian pastor, and a Jewish rabbi

are camping in a forest, when they see a bear i...

someone should've given Hugh Glass a defibrillator

so he could've told the bear "don't you die on me"