A blonde calls her husband in the woods.

She asks him: "if you had three words to sum up everything, what would they be?"
"Bear with me," he replies nervously.
The blonde, annoyed, says, "But I want to know NOW!" Suddenly, roaring is heard and her husband's screams are drowned out by the roaring. A moment passes before the blonde says...
"Are you going to tell me now?"

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