Baseball Jokes

Baseball Jokes

Americas Pastime

The year was 1976 and George and his friends wa...

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Why did Cindrella sucked at baseball?

Because she kept running away from the ball.

The good news is that there is baseball in heaven...

The bad news is that you're pitching on Friday.

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Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best ...

Talking dog

This shabby looking guy walks into a bar with h...

Africa and Asia are playing baseball

Asia strikes out

Africa, Europe

An ambidextrous baseball pitcher

is being interviewed after pitching a no hitter...

Little league

Played baseball with some orphaned kids today. ...

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer ...

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for th...

Plank goes to a ball game

A small plank of wood goes to Watch a baseball ...

Misunderstanding Between Husband And Wife ...

A wife comes home late one night and quietly op...